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Circus Peanuts, Gold Fish and Virgil Ran off With the Cleaning Lady is the first book from author Dorothy Scearcy. This book of short stories is based on her life experience and bursting with Humor, Mystery, Romance and even Sex!

The book abounds with stories like, The Sex Club, Politicians and Other Dummies and The Body in the Barn that are as good as the titles themselves.

It has been said that a woman that will tell her age will tell everything. This is not true. In this book Dorothy Scearcy tells it all, but to quote her, “It will be a cold day in the tropics before I will tell you my age.”

She does indeed reveal it all:

  • How she almost joined a sex club at the age of eight.
  • How she could have been president of the PTA but was kicked out of the organization and
  • What happened when the dead body in the barn turned out not to be so dead.

These and many more true stories are told with wit, charm and humor in Goldfish, Circus Peanuts and Virgil Ran off with the Cleaning Lady. It is a perfect companion for an airplane ride, car trip or an evening on the sofa. It is a excellent gift for anyone interested in life and living. Dorothy is a great storyteller and this is a very entertaining read.

When asked to comment on this her first book Dorothy said, “If you are not amused or entertained by my book there is something very peculiar about you and I ‘d just keep it quiet if I were you.” It is this spunk and energy that makes these stories stay with you long after you turn off the light. But there is warmth here too. We will let the author’s words revel that in her introduction:

At various times as I was growing up we would find ourselves without a radio. Occasionally, it was broken but often it was because we could not afford one. It was a real challenge. The radio was our door way to comedy, mystery and the unexplainable. They were all there, delivered by gifted storytellers. We laughed and cried and were amazed by the stories that came over the airwaves.

My mother would take over when we didn't have a radio. Over cups of hot chocolate she would spin tales of our family, her youth and strange people I had never known. She made the professional radio voices sound weak and trivial. Her stories had the power of truth and because of that they were profoundly more effective. We would sit in our little kitchen; lights down low and listen as much with our imagination as with our ears. As the words came from her mouth, we could see, taste and smell the action.

“Let me tell you a story," she would say and the adventure would begin.
This book is full of the same kind of stories.Some are funny, some adventurous and some could make you cry. They are good stories and true. And I am the product of a great storyteller. So get a cup of hot chocolate and listen with your imagination.

“ Let me tell you a story…

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